I will miss your hot showers.
I will miss driving in your cities.
I will miss your crazy people that I love.
I will miss your coffee.
I will miss your Wal-marts.
I will miss your nice beds.
I will miss your restaurants.
I will miss your streets.
I will miss your comfort.
I will miss your ice.
I will miss your refrigerators.
I will miss your beaches.
I will miss your watermelon.
I will miss your opportunities for my jokes.
I will miss your electricity.
I will miss your consistent wifi.
I will miss your hamburgers.
I will miss your bookstores.
I will miss your phones.
I will miss your guacamole.
But most of all…
I will miss yoU-S-A.
