*the skies are so blue and the wind seems to always be
blowing

*we lived through a baby earthquake the other day

*there are tons of volcanoes here

*we have 2 bathrooms. One that has a working toilet but no
sink, and another that has a working sink but not toilet. They complete each
other

*you can buy your own island here

*they have horse and buggies all over the place

*riding in the back of a pickup truck is perfectly
acceptable

*rice and beans are just what you eat here

*the spiders are bigger than the mice

*we have a dog named Dukey

*we also have a sheep
 
*the sheep came into church today and tried to eat our
communion 
 
Here’s some pictures to prove my points: