Happy Birthday!!
I am so sad I am not there to celebrate it with you.

I can't believe that you are now 25!
Daaang. you are old.

🙂

Since it is your birthday, I thought I would write a poem for you.

So, I hope you enjoy.

Hey Jodge!!
Today is your birthday and even though I am not there…
I hope mom and dad got you new underwear!
You are my very best friend,
And I am glad that we live on land.
You are there for me when I cry.
And you always wipe my tears dry.
(Just not over FaceTime.)
I miss you so much,
When I get home we can grab some lunch!
As long as it doesn't include rice,
And you don't have to pick out my lice.
I hope that you enjoy your day,
Because I just wanted to say,..
Happy Freaking Birthday!!

Hahahahahahaa.
I love you so much, and I hope that I get to talk to you!!

Now, open up your present from me,
And I hope it fits!!

Oh yeah, I made a video as well.
I had some special helpers too.
They now call you Grocklin, Jodge, and Sista.

I. LOVE. YOU.

Enjoy your day.
Drink a margarita.
Open up some presents.
Wear a cute dress.
And know how much I love you.

-Your FAVORITE sister,
and your best friend.

Payton!!
or Jodge.
or Sister,
or my awesome bestie.