1.)  I am a Spanish translator

      2.)  I have mastered the bucket shower  

      3.) I can’t stay up past 8:00 pm

      4.) I am a harmonica prodigy

      5.)  I am a reoccurring speaker on Talanga Radio to 250K listeners

      6.) I have breakfast with 26 other people every morning and it’s not weird

      7.) I can use my bar soap to wash my clothes J

      8.)  I walk to buy a Bon Bon everyday

      9.)  Roosters and wild dogs are my 6 AM alarm clock…

    10.)   I walk down the street with more wild cows and pigs than I do people

     11.) I can say I’ve held a dead bat