I rode a freaking elephant the other day, through the jungle…THE JUNGLE!!
and of course i decided it would be a good idea to take a seat on his neck in between his giant ears instead of sitting on the seat thats safely and securely placed on his back.
just to give you an idea of how my life works, I always have crazy crap happen to me. so, as soon as i hopped on his neck and started for the jungle i knew something was going to happen just hoping that maybe God would spare me of his hysterical sense of humor this time….
i had already felt like i was going to fall off.
I literally had nothing to hold onto so i was just placing all my weight on this elephants head and the whole time he was smacking me with his ears and blowing his boogers all over me. The right side of my face was covered in elephant boogers…I dont think he really liked me. He was getting pretty aggresive
so were elephant riding up the hill in this crazy jungle and there is literally about 5 inches of leeway between the elephant and a leap to our death down a steep hill. Ikept feeling him move closer to the edge
so i patted him on the head and said, “okay, little buddy take it easy.”( not really sure why i said little, he was freaking huge) and all of a sudden my rebellious friend decides to leap off the edge, darting for his freedom, running at the speed of sound all the way down the hill with little ole me STILL on his neck, nothing to hold onto but the wind, yelling shit the whole way down.
He finally stops and i could swear he was laughing. No joke he was making this snickering sound and then he started growling.
God has a crazy sense of humor. His practical jokes are a little extreme lol
