*You bathe on the roof at night
*You walk 2 minutes to the squatty while children wave and say, "Hello!! Hello!!"
*Children stand at the windows and doors of the church you live in staring at you for 45 minutes while you read a book…and they don't get tired of it
*You pray over approximately 5 billion people a night
*People stare at you where ever you go
*The natives are convinced you don't know how to do your own laundry or pump water from the well
*You eat the same two meals from the only two good street vendors
*You cheer when the power comes back on
*You look up at the sky at night and see about 15,000 more stars than normal
*You learn the power of your prayers when you see people healed
*Your side yard becomes your trash dump
*It's normal to fight for the "back seat" on a rickshaw
*You fall in love with a grungy, flea filled puppy that sleeps in your squatty
*You preach the gospel at least 3 times a day, just you, not including the 3 times each of the rest of your teammates preach
*You learn how to start a conversation, stop during a house visit, and pick it right back up again
*Running in long pants during 80-90 degree weather becomes reasonable
*You formulate 2 sermons and have all your teammates' sermons memorized
*You get tricked into thinking you're getting beautiful henna down your arm but instead end up with an orange blotted hand for 3 weeks
*Sample size cups of coffee start to seem like a decent amount
*You learn the power of cultural oppression when most of your squad has the feelings of not fitting in
*A burning stomach feels normal
*You make tacos out of every meal…thank you chapathy, rice and curry
*Your heart breaks for hungry Christians without discipleship
