Tricks of the Train

 

                       NEVER write on your ticket.

                       Roll up your pants before hitting up the bathroom.

                       Bring your own toilet paper.

                       Ignore your assigned seat number- everyone else does.

                       Pack snacks- lots of them.

                       Don’t stand in line, just march up to the ticket counter & tell them what you want.

                       Have your train outfit ready to change into as soon as you board- be prepared to change in public & if you’re not, your seatmates will.

1               When you flush, it just goes straight out onto the tracks- don’t be alarmed.

                Taking a train over borders at night will require your passport to be checked at least 5 times between the hours of 3am and 5am.

                 When they scan your bag and ask if you have a grenade, tell them no.

                  If you get crumbs on the floor, be prepared to sweep them up.