1-Thailand is the land of smiles.
2-Thai people know more English than they let you know.
3-Bring a calculator on the bus, because they will pretend to not know English there too.
4-There are four 7-11s on the same street.
5-Thai tea and Thai iced coffee.
6-The food here is more amazing than this number can encompass… two words: Pad-Thai.
7-Shoes are not allowed …inside… ever
8-“Don’t hang out when it’s dark, the skeets might tote ya off…” Translation: It would be better if you were not around after night fall, because the abundant number of mosquitoes could quite possibly carry you away… far away.
10-I’m pretty sure I have probably had a smoothie with every meal since Malaysia… (coconut) 😉

