The following scales were inspired by a joke when I fell out of a hammock (long story). When I fell Stephanie, who introduced me to the scaling system, asked me, “On a scale of one to Karri Strugg how proud of you are you of that landing?” Some others are: On a scale of one to Chris Brown how mad are you? or On a scale of one to Sean T how insane are you? You get the point. Several of us got a little carried away and we created a scale system for our squad. Enjoy!
(The following are courtesy of Stephanie Bernotas, Kristen Aperfine, Jessica Montenegro, and myself.)
LIVING LIBERATION
On a scale of one to Ruth Cortese, how much do you want to dance right now?
On a scale of one to Kursti Bailey, how important is your question?
On a scale of one to Ben Swain, how good of a singer are you?
On a scale of one to Kristen Frizzel, how much do you want to work out right now?
On a scale of one to Joshua Marshman, how much are you loving like Jesus right now?
On a scale of one to Jenna Harvey, how adventurous are you feeling?
On a scale of one to Molly Tkacik, how many questions do you have about travel day?
CHERISHED FLAME
On a scale of one to Jessica Montenegro, how much do you love ice cream?
On a scale of one to Samantha Owens, how good are your kartwheels?
On a scale of one to Linsey Thomas, how many guys can you beat up?
On a scale of one to Karaline Chennault, how well do you represent your state?
On a scale of one to Natalie Reeves, how southern are you?
On a scale of one to Stephanie Bernotas, how close is your journal to being entered into an art museum?
On a scale of one to Amanda Nallie, how many people have you helped today?
UNCHAINED RYTHEM
On a scale of one to Alysa Halteman, how hard are you working right now?
On a scale of one to Kaitlyn Wright, how well do you rock a fanny pack?
On a scale of one to Lauren Erb, how good are you at mash-ups?
On a scale of one to Lauren Ricks, how many towels did you bring on the race?
On a scale of one to Ashley Huber, how much do you love The Lion King?
On a scale of one to Annie Ballard, how good does your hair look in braids?
On a scale of one to Amanda Dorough, how much do you know about Thailand?
HEALING HURRICANE
On a scale of one to Kim Butler, how injured are you right now?
On a scale of one to Kayla Griffin, how in love with Tim Tebow are you?
On a scale of one to Kyle Dennard, how many epiphanies have you had today?
On a scale of one to Kelly Mulderig, how many people have you made laugh today?
On a scale of one to Angela Dixon, how crazy are you?
On a scale of one to Lindsay Short, how much pop culture do you know right now?
On a scale of one to Glenn Pickens, how good of a cook are you?
LIONHEART
On a scale of one to Lindsey Cook, how sweet is your weave?
On a scale of one to Jamos Mitchell, how awesome is your beard?
On a scale of one to Emily Mitchell, how many belly laughs did you have today?
On a scale of one to Olivia Gill, how fast did you learn guitar?
On a scale of one to Jeff Bray, how many baby wipes did you use today?
On a scale of one to Amanda Howard, how good do you look with short hair?
On a scale of one Allison Prysiazny, how proud of your country are you?
FAMILY FORCE 6
On a scale of one to Steven Reed, how hard do you fall?
On a scale of one to Nick Rice, how good do you look in a speedo?
On a scale of one to Nicole Ransom, how awesome is your travel day hair?
On a scale of one to Ashley Caple, how huggable are you?
On a scale of one to Emily Bouche, how much school spirit do you have?
On a scale of one to Jamie Ham, how many nicknames can you pull off?
I-61
On a scale of one to Evan Kinney, how good to you look in cheetah pants?
On a scale of one to Cory German, how many times have you awkward salmoned someone today?
On a scale of one to Jessie German, how fun sized are you?
On a scale of one to Jenna Kerhli, how many fake crime scenes have you analyzed?
On a scale of one to Rikki Lynn Vick, how BA is your fro?
On a scale of one to Melissa Lowell, how many times have you played Taylor Swift to survive the jungle?
On a scale of one to Ginny Allison, how sweet are you?
SQUAD LEADERS
On a scale of one to Kristin Aperfine, how granola are you?
On a scale of one to Nathan Dickens, how bad do you want to see a lion?
On a scale of one to Billy Swan, how much snot can your shirt hold?
On a scale of one to Katie Swan, how customized are your chacos?
On a scale of one to Cristie Reiter, how good do you look in a sailor’s hat?
DUB SQUAD
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how many airline socks do you keep?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how much music do you pirate?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how many borders have you slept at?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how many people have you seen take a dump?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how excited are you to see Billy and Cristie?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how much are you going miss Katie?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how many times have you been to Qatar?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how many hammocks can you fit in a tree?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how many bus toilets have you broken?
On a scale of one to the Dub Squad, how many times have you peed on the side of the road?
COUNTRIES
On a scale of one to Ecuador, how many times have you illegally baptized someone in a park?
On a scale of one to Peru, how many times has your bus been checked for drugs?
On a scale of one to Bolivia, how corrupt are you?
On a scale of one to Albania, how much coffee do you drink?
On a scale of one to Romania, how cold are you?
On a scale of one to South Africa, how trendy are you?
On a scale of one to Mozambique, how much bread have you eaten?
On a scale of one to Swaziland, how much do you appreciate the breeze?
TWR
On a scale of one to the World Race, how many countries can you go to in 11 months?
(This one is courtesy of Amanda Nallie.)
Many blessings!
Steph, Kristen, Jess, and Kim
