So just a brief bloggy blog to let yall know im here
So recap on things I’ve experienced so far this trip, or come to know so far…
· Horse sausage does exist… and it DOESN’T taste like chicken
· S some odd breed of caterpillar has a defense mechanism that sends an electric shock to …..well… to my arm.
· No place but America fits 15 people in a 15 passenger van… its more like 25 people then some chickens, some babies, some groceries, some body odor
· Rats sometimes have just as much meat on their bones as your average house cat
· Rats are not afraid of you
· ROUS’s do exist. (Rats of Unusual Size)
· MSG is the staple in most Asian food dishes
· A motor-scooter is the Asian mini-van or carpool vehicle. 6 people per ride max
· A 2 foot by 2 foot jellyfish still hurts like the dickens when it wraps around your leg, or arm, or belly
· Eating sugar cane, off the cane, can rot your teeth in NO TIME
· Living with stomach aches is normal
· Dancing in the middle of the City will draw a massive crowd, paparazzi, video cameras, and small children
· Picking your noes anywhere at anytime is normal
· Going to the restroom anywhere at anytime is normal
· Cereal is expensive
· Spiders are scary all over the world
· You can buy movies for under 2 dollars, may not be legal but their available
· Milk comes in a variety of ways, powdered…. Boxed, in a can, from a wide (too wide) variety of animals
· Calluses can grow huge and fast… and having a knife around can help that problem rather quickly. ….yes mom I did cut off my foot calluses with a knife
· 2 hours at the Thailand beach WILL blister your back. About 45 witnesses to that fact
· Some ants are faster than cheetahs. And bigger. Ok maybe not bigger but im certain they are faster
