It was so quiet?
Cars obeyed traffic laws (and the fact that there ARE traffic rules)?
The airport looked like a castle?
There were garbage cans for the garbage?
There are 7-Elevens on every corner?
I embraced Tacky Trendy Tattoo Thailand all at once?
We felt like we were in New York and not in Bangkok?
We tried to speak Thai and the taxi driver thought it was hilarious and made fun of how we pronounced the phrase (jot tii nii–stop here)?
Our taxi driver was jamming to Pit Bull as we got lost?
We ended up in a different part of town every time we tried to get back to the YWAM Thailand base?
We found our voice?
We licked everyone's weenuses without them knowing?
I ate food so spicy that my lip was sweating?
An octopus got stuck in my esophagus?
I had an ulcer in my esophagus and couldn't eat Thai food anymore?
We went to the Mega Bangna Mall and were so giddy because it had every store possible and we felt so American?
I had my brownie craving cured from when Josi surprised me with a REAL brownie from Mrs. Fields?
Everyone found out my deep dark secret about not showering for 16 days?
We found 17 different shoes while cleaning the slums in Bangkok?
Sam was hit by a truck?
There was a live band playing in the hospital in Bangkok?
My mouth was open a big majority of the time we were in the hospital?
The doctor figured out my diagnosis within 2 minutes of talking to him?
We played in Toys R Us and IKEA, ate McDonald's, Auntie Anne's and REAL pizza in the mall?
We played in the King's Garden?
A Komodo Dragon almost ate my feet?
I had a mental breakdown when trying to figure out what shampoo to buy when we went to the grocery store and I ended up walking out with no shampoo?
We lived in an air-conditioned 5-story church with Western toiletS, fanS, showerS, a kitchen, unlimited power, wifi and was close to the market, 7-Eleven, ice cream, pizza, KFC and a mall?
We played in HomePro and found our dream kitchen and bathroom?
We blinded people with our pearly whites?
We went to the carnival and it was just like the carnivals at home?
Carl walked across the street and our contact ran him over?
Sam fell out of hte truck like a water bottle?
We went down to the river to pray?
Sam belly flopped out of a chair?
We were the only ones dancing to "Thumbs Up" and "Pharaoh Pharaoh" in a group of over 100 students?
We went to a FREE zoo?
We played musical chairs in the middle of the fair while listening to PitBull, but whenever PitBull did his rap part, the DJ rapped in Thai?
We ate bugs off the street?
We ZINGed and we BONGed?
We went to our own private beach?
