I think I like the bullet point blogs. Short. To the point. Just like me.

Do’s and Don’ts of Ministry in Panama

  1. 1.       Don’t expect to be on an island doing tourist ministry even if that’s what your contact ministry sheet says. In fact, just throw out all expectations again. And again. And again.
  2. 2.       Do accept Panamanian Perfect. It may not be effective. It may not make sense. It may not be flawless. But you’d better believe it’s ‘Panamanian perfect.’
  3. 3.       Do wear earplugs or headphones to bed, because the roosters start crowing at ridiculous hours (occasionally at 11 pm). Oh, and they don’t have a snooze button.
  4. 4.       Don’t look at an old, decrepit house and think that it can’t become a church with a good amount of pale blue and street-line yellow paint, and some handy work with some wood and nails.
  5. 5.       Do learn how to say “Iglesia Internacional del Evangelio Cuadrangular de Panama en Changuinola y Guabito” when people ask what church you’re inviting them to.
  6. 6.       Don’t think that you have any say in who is going to show up to your first church service ever in a new church plant. For us it was 20 kids showing up for an impromptu kids program, which was followed by 20+ adults (an hour late…Panamanian perfect timing) asking if we could hold a service for them.
  7. 7.       Do believe that God is going to move in ways you can’t imagine, and allows us to witness it. Our second church service at the new church ended with 2 men becoming new believers. Praise God, the kingdom grew by 2! 
  8. 8.       Do know that God always knows what He’s doing, when He’s doing it, and why He’s doing it.
  9. 9.       Do eat at least one small chunk of gizzard before realizing it’s gizzard and sneaking it to the adorable Dalmatian sitting in the yard. Yum.
  10. 10.   Do learn to love bucket showers.
  11. 11.   Don’t forget your mosquito repellant or malaria medicine.
Working on the deck behind the church.
The inside of our new church plant.