This just in…98% of people feel like their week has been super hectic and can’t wait for Friday to be over. (And when I say “this just in” I kinda mean “it’s a total guess”, but probably pretty darn accurate, right?)
So today, I’m starting a new series to get your day off on the right foot. It’s called FUNNY FRIDAYS! I will TRY to write a joke every Friday. Hopefully, they will be decently funny.
(p.s. No promises Funny Friday will happen EVERY Friday. But I will try.)
Welcome to FUNNY FRIDAY!
One Sunday morning an elderly woman walks into a church and is greeted by a friendly usher.
The usher asks “ma’am, where would you like to sit?”
She replies “I would like to sit on the front row.”
The usher says “I don’t think you want to do that ma’am. Our pastor is very boring and he’ll put you to sleep. Let me seat you somewhere else.”
The elderly woman is appalled and says “Do you know who I am?”
The usher says “No I don’t.”
She says “I am the pastor’s mother.”
The usher is shocked and hangs his head in embarrassment.
He then looks up and says “Do you know who I am?”
She replies “No.”
And he says “Thank God.”
If you are an aspiring comedian or consider yourself a funny person and have jokes, feel free to forward them my way (click here). I’ll even give you “e-props” on my blog. Have a great Friday Family!!
