XOXO Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of D-squads elite.

Spotted, A (Alexa) seen walking out of the tattoo parlor this afternoon. Will she love it? Will she hate it? Did it hurt? What will she BE feeling tomorrow?

Well if it isn’t B, (Beth) rocking the side bangs. And is she wearing another tank top? How many does that make? Does she have a strange addiction to shirts without sleeves?

Breaking news: K, (Kaci) has gone rogue and left her Co-Ed team after being thrown into the pool with all her clothes on. Has she had enough? Have contacts given her a newfound confidence? Only time will tell…

Could that be M, (Miranda) strutting around the night market in her skinny jeans and fab sunglasses? 30 lbs of weight lost in the last 8 months. Will her family even recognize her? Will she start modeling for fashion week? What is her trick?

Last seen taking selfies for her snap chat story, S (Sadie) and her bright red locks. Are her arms long enough to take the picture? Will she find the perfect angle? You be the judge.

Signing off this has been J, the tattoo’d, slightly psychotic team leader of month 9. Will she be a successful leader, or will she hang her teammates by their toenails and throw water balloons full of boiling water at them? Maybe she will, maybe she won’t.

But that’s not a secret I’ll ever tell.
You know you love me.
XOXO

Gossip Girl