Last week, our team wrote dating profiles for each other; courtesy of Sarah Patty’s creativity and brilliance. However, over the past four months we have chatted extensively about funny characteristics about each member of our team. Thus, ideas like, which Divergent faction do you belong too, what FRIENDS character do you identify with, and what role of the family are you, were formed.
We had a blast writing these and decided to let y’all in on the funniness and just how awesome our teammates are.
LINDSEY MARIE WELCH
(from da Welch peopo)
Nickname: Chopsticks
Age: 25 | From: Houston, TX | Job: Nonprofit management by trade
Skills: Can skillfully hold a glass of wine while making her tasty, homemade queso; pulls off any headband; can sew patches on her backpack in a neat and concise manner; can pronounce and interpret the Pidgeon version of the Bible; great at hammocking; can burp the ABC’s.
Ideal Date: Start the day at an outdoor concert. Then hike up a mountain with a dog in tow. At the top, build a fire and make some queso and other delicious food. Sit around a fire as the sun is setting while drinking a beer. He will be playing a song he wrote for her on the guitar. End the night camping under the stars on the mountain.
Break its: If he doesn’t like dogs, has to eat boiled eggs and/or pickles everyday, hates sports, hates concerts, doesn’t like kids or love Jesus, and doesn’t like to travel.
Summary: This girl loves queso and cute dogs. She doesn’t like boiled eggs but is willing to try anything. She is incredibly well traveled and has visited at least 11 countries (because she did the World Race -you should ask her about that). In her free time she enjoys being outside, petting dogs, and shopping for headbands. She is absolutely wife material as she is an amazing cook and handywoman. She loves children and can make up a kid’s game to play at the drop of a hat. Just don’t make her perform any skits. She is incredible at organizing and decorating so her house will be beautiful and you would be lucky to share it with her. You will love everything about this girl.
Friend’s Character: Phoebe. Lindsey plays the ukulele just as Phoebe plays the guitar. Both like to dress as hippies and make their friends laugh. Incredibly sweet and sometimes zany, but always a joy to be around.
Divergent faction: Born Amity. Chose Amity. Amity is constantly happy and joyful. They love well by providing the food for everyone. They dress with all the colors of the rainbow, live on the wild side, and have some hippie blood pumping through their veins.
Team Warrior Family Role: Older sister. Always there to look up to and give good advice to her younger siblings.
