One question I have been asked numerous times over the past few years of my life is this:  What are you doing with your life?  I certainly don’t know right now but here’s a list I’ve put together to help me figure it out.  

To Be: Careers I AM Considering:

1.  Comedian:  I don’t even have to explain myself on this one.  I am the most hilarious person I know.  Look at me- so funny right?!

2.  Pirate:  Because pirates are totally better then ninjas.  They wear flamboyant clothing, get to drink beer and rum, live in community, have neat swords and parrots….I mean, hello that totally describes me right? 

3.  T-Shirt Designer:  I saw this shirt at Target that had a picture of a bike on it and said “Keeping it Wheel”  Hahaha….I totally could come up with stuff like that.  I couldn’t find a picture of the shirt so enjoy this random picture that has nothing to do with t-shirt designer

4. Forever 21 Model:  Just look at Kimi and myself.  Gorgeous right? 

5.  DCPR: Dinosaur Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation- The medical certification for resuscitating dinosaurs.  A very rare yet needed career path.

6.  Zookeeper:  All these animals love me so much! 

Or Not to Be:  A few options of what I AM NOT considering:

1.  Professional Bowler:  In Fall 2010 team Kenya enjoyed fun, bonding time at a bowling ally.  I bowled an 11.  The proof is below.  Enough said.

2.  Chef:  Earlier this week I was supposed to cook dinner.  I freaked out because the recipe required I “skillet” the chicken.  I didn’t know what that meant.  Eventually I figured it out but still, not a strong moment for me.

3.  Tight Rope Walker:  Um, I fall all the time and have real balance issues.  Ask anyone who has ever spent more then 48 hours around me.  I would die on my first attempt to cross. 

4.  Dancer:  I actually would be an amazing dancer but my skills are just so beyond that of anyone else on this earth that I would cause too much jealously and insecurity in others.  I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.

5.  Artist:  Apparently, I have an issue getting the paint where it belongs…

6.  Fashion Consultant:  Why does no one stop from doing these things?  Yes, I am wearing my green skirt as a dress….

Well those are my thoughts regarding my future for now!  If anyone has any other ideas feel free to let me know!