You might be in Ethiopia if…
1. you play chicken with donkeys on long walks.
2. you ride a bus and almost hit about 10 donkeys each time.
3. the only mode of public transportation in your village is a horse and a cart.
4. you are in the most beautiful place EVER.
5. cow dung is sometimes used as a frisbee.
6. soccer games are a daily activity…PRAISE.
7. the cooks studied at a 3 year culinary school for European cuisine (the food is AMAZING!).
8. you can go hiking with guides, ride a boat to an island, and ride horses back up the crater for $30. (probably one of the best days of my life)
9. you get called a ferengi all the time.
10. you live with McDreamy and McSteamy for two weeks.
11. you get to scrub in for an eye surgery for two weeks.
12. you become the eye doctor and get to “diagnose” some patients.
13. you get attacked by 500 elementary school students.
14.you get to meet an awesome group of nurses and doctors and help them run a clinic for two weeks.
15. you walk under a waterfall to find a naked woman bathing.
17. you don’t have internet at all for almost 3 weeks.
18. you have to break up soil that might as well be concrete.
19. the cooks beg you for dance parties every night, and you obviously oblige.
20. you see a baby be born…that was weird.
21. your teammate vomits instead of poops during her stool test.
22. laxatives and fiber pills are a hot commodity.
23. you have the absolute BEST hosts in the entire world (shout out to Ralph and Glenda).
24. you get teamed up with another team that basically are your soulmates.
25. star tripping is a nightly activity with everyone involved.
26. you stargaze and see 20 shooting stars in about 30 minutes.
27. Thanksgiving dinner is the best because of teammates cooking awesome food, Canadians celebrating with you, and the Grinch being watched at night.
