The following is a compilation of statements, facts, revelations, and thoughts that any world racer traveling to Europe, Africa and or Asia has never said.
Shout-out to Team Unveiled for helping assemble this bad boy.
Also, this blog is way more entertaining when read in a valley girl accent…like really!
if i could just stay on this bus for one more hour
…said no world racer ever
i just LOVE the thrill of never knowing when the power will be on or off
…said no world racer ever
wifi. i don't need wifi
…said no world racer ever
i haven't eaten enough carbohydrates today
…said no world racer ever
i got too much alone time today
…said no world racer ever
i just love when our travel days turn into travel weeks
…said no world racer ever
my legs have never cramped up while going number two on the squatty
…said no world racer ever
this concrete is so comfortable, i never want to sleep in a bed again
…said no world racer ever
i wish this bus driver would have been my drivers ed teacher back in the day
…said no world racer ever
monkeys are so much nicer in person
…said no world racer ever
the smog in asia is great
…said no world racer ever
we can definitely fit like 5 more people in this crammed van, it's soo spacious
…said no world racer ever
powdered milk is all the dairy i need in life
…said no world racer ever
i really love the regularity that taking my malaria pill every day brings into my life
…said no world racer ever
i love hand pumping my water so i don't get typhoid. i mean seriously, who needs a shake-weight when you've got this manual water filter?
…said no world racer ever
deodorant is such a waste of space
…said no world racer ever
i really hope that we have borsch for lunch today!
…said no world racer ever
i have never gagged while sniffing one of the guys quick-dry towels
…said no world racer ever
i'm not sick of curry flavor
…said no world racer ever
that bus ride took exactly amount of time they said it would!
…said no world racer ever
that squatty potty smelled so good
…said no world racer ever
i never lose anything
…said no world racer ever
i'm getting rid of my washer and dryer when i get home. hand washing is so much more thorough
…said no world racer ever
daaaaaang, have you seen how good my thighs look in these shorts!?
…said no world acer ever
that shower was nice and hot
…said no world racer ever
i haven't seen a single stray dog all day!
…said no world racer ever.
i have NEVER tried to take a stray dog back to our host's house and convince him to keep it as a pet
…said no world racer ever
my hair never gets nappy or oily
…said no world racer ever
i always smell fresh as a daisy
…said no world racer ever
i definitely understood everything that foreign person just said to me in their thick confusing accent
…said no world racer ever
that foreign person definitely understood everything i just said/pantomimed to them in my thick american accent
…said no world racer ever
exchange rates are a blast!
…said no world racer ever
i just LOVE carbonated water!
…said no word racer ever
i've talked to my family too much this month
…said no world racer ever
i never crave american food
…said no world racer ever
dang girl, did you just get a pedicure? you're feet look softer than a baby's bottom after living in africa for 3 months
…said no world racer ever
i'm sick of watching really beautiful, glorious sunsets every night
…said no world racer ever
all my clothes are wrinkle free
…said no world racer ever
i love packing
…said no world racer ever
we have an endless supply of toilet paper
…said no world racer ever
wanna feel something super silky and smooth? touch my leg
…said no world racer ever
there's so much empty space in my pack
…said no world racer ever
my toms look brand stikin new!
…said no world racer ever
i never get sick
…said no world racer ever
what's diarrhea?
…said no world racer ever
i never get woken up by random animal noises
…said no word racer ever
i really, really miss being called mzungu
…said no world racer ever
sweat? haven't done that in weeks
…said no world racer ever
fundraising? woo hoo!
…said no world racer ever
i never get annoyed with my teammates
…said no world racer ever
this battery charge last forever!
…said no world racer ever
rice and beans for lunch again!? YESSS!
…said no world racer ever
rice and beans for dinner again!? YAY!
…said no world racer ever
the bumps and scars the mosquito bites leave on my legs are SO flattering
…said no world racer ever
this crowded bus doesn't smell like body odor AT ALL
…said no world racer ever
this internet is soooo fast
…said no world racer ever
no, but really. staring at that loading bar for the past 2 hours was exactly the entertainment i needed
…said no world racer ever
i never fart in front of our guy teammates
…said no world racer ever
my pack is SO light
…said no world racer ever
my wardrobe is awesome
…said no world racer ever
i have too many different shirts to choose from
…said no world racer ever
free airplane food? nah i'll pass
…said no world racer ever
