If you can find the sunset your heart literally might burst from joy.
You literally will see 100's of motor bikes on every street.
Most of the time their bodies deceive you from there actually abilities to put down tons of food.
For men or children, there is no need for a restroom, if there is room on the sidewalk then clearly you can pee there.
Everyone wears these little hats that make you look like you have a tent on your head. Beds aren’t necessary; the floor, motorbikes, or streets are all places of rest.
Nap time is planned every day, children even get a break from school to take a nap. Shoes are not welcomed in any indoor location.
Red lights, stop signs, and even direction of traffic are not often followed.
If you want some fake rayban’s you can walk out side your hostel and buy plenty for under 3 dollars.
If you don’t smoke then you're probably not cool.
Buying alcohol is legal for any age, even children.
Power lines are not created for structure but thrown on any poles that are in close distance.
English is a quickly growing language and almost anyone can speak some words.
Getting your nails done is extremely cheap.
Getting across the road is like a serious game of frogger, you just hold on to your stuff and go for it.
You can get fish and seafood on every street, no matter how long it may have been sitting there.
Ho Chi Minh City is in fact the largest city but not the capital of Vietnam.
Modesty is not necessary, so no need to buy shorts, just wear your underwear, its close enough (but strictly after the sun goes down).
Having tan skin is a sin, so during the day you must clothe ever inch of your skin to avoid getting some sun.
Traveling is of the essences and if you have trouble finding a place to go walk down the street and you will find
plenty of travel companies.
Privacy is not necessary, so if you want to take dance or karate classes just meet in the park.
The main religion is Buddhism but many Vietnamese worship their ancestors.
Picking your nose in public is not frowned upon. (Skyler I finally found your people!)
Coffee is apparently beautifully made and can be found at almost any location.
Smoothies are even better and can be purchased for less than a dollar on any given street.
Foreigners are apparently all rich and can be charged triple the cost than anyone else.
Police, ambulances, and firetrucks all have the same siren sound.
Shoe shiners will rip your shoes off of your feet even when you tell them no, several times.
The “Vietnam War” is the longest war ever, from 1959 to 1975.
The government is headed by the Prime Minister as the head of state.
Bottles of wine are often sold with snakes inside, thought of to cure any sickness.
Vietnamese has 6 official tones but 8 used tones, which means the same word can be pronounced 8 different ways
and they all mean something different.
The money system no longer has coins but only paper bills.
Drinking Alcohol is acceptable at all hours of the day.
Eating noodles for breakfast is normal.
The unemployment rate is extremely low but retirement is almost none existent.
Unmatched clothes is a normal fashion statement.
Tables can literally be smaller than a footstool.
Slippers are worn with any outfit.
21,097 Vietnamese Dong is equal to 1 US dollar.
Being a millionaire cost about 50 US dollars. Holla!
Enjoy
