Q- Where should I keep my pet cobra?
A: In a basket you throw into your messenger bag.
A- 23
A: Camel cart.
Q- What shade of lipstick looks best on a performance monkey?
A- Hooker Red
Q- If a store is out of 5 Rupee peices is it acceptable to recieve change in the form of chewing gum.
A- Yes, but only if it is Orbits brand.
Q- What is the going rate for a bicycle rickshaw drive to the mall 3 miles from your current destination.
A- 30 Rupees or $ 0.75 USD
Q- What ethnic food is best to eat when you have malria and or a parasite in India?
A- There is nothing.Prepare for starvation mode.
Q- What is the proper surgical tool required for minor toe surgery at a Superspecialty Hospital?
A- A slicerblade. Or, in Hindi, box cutter.
Q- How much voltage can one shottily wired washing machine produce?
A- Enough to send a small child to the ER with 3rd degree burns on her hands.
Q- A man approaches you to take your photograph at a historical monument. What is the best course of action.
A- Adamently refuse unless he is willing to pay your 100 Rupee surcharge.
A- Grab a stick. If you find yourself unequipped with a stick or large pole…..run.
