345 AM the alarm clock rings, well actually it whistles. I grab my coffee cup, a power bar, a duffle bag and I am out the door. I have gotten my morning routine to under 48 seconds, pretty impressive if you ask me. (I do brush my teeth, once arriving at the YMCA…do not worry)
4:29 AM- I pull into the pitch black YMCA parking lot. I then walk to the front door, and, more often than not, I wait in the bitter cold waiting for the degenerate janitor to remember to unlock the doors. It’s not so bad, I get to wait with a very nice lady named Johnny, who is approximately 4 years past ancient and couldn’t remember my name if her life depended on it. I feel safe and secure with her manning the front desk. Then its right to business, putting out lane lines, testing chemicals, before I sit and enjoy my wonderful coffee while watching the ONE person who swims at 5am. Let’s face it, 98% of the free world is still sleeping when the first YMCA patron hops into the pool. 
2pm- Somebody had the brilliant idea to bring farm animals to the hospital. Why somebody would bring a pig to a rehab hospital, I have no idea. However, I am pretty glad they did. Barn Yard babies are probably the best perk of working there. That means once a month I get to play with a therapy pig, some kittens, one baby goat in a diaper and babysit the 4 ugliest chickens in the known universe. 

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