1.
Roosters
start crowing at 2am.
2.
You
get a leech while bathing in the river (poor, Miranda). 
3.
You
get pinched by a scorpion during group worship (poor, Lauren).
4.
All
the men go running into the jungle with spears to catch a wild boar.
5.
Dinner
consists of Fish, Chicken, Duck, Boar, or Tortoise AND always Rice.
6.
You
see your teammate go into the bushes with just a chair frame and know its to
poop (oh, Matt).
7.
You
never feel dry because you sweat so much.
8.
You
eat flowers and bark off of trees.
9.
You
see a 2 year old using a machete as a toy while naked.
10.
You
wash your clothes and bathe at the same time.
11.
Your
head itches and you don’t know if it’s dirt, dandruff, or bugs.
12.
A
62 year old man is still having babies (has a 6 month old). 
13.
You
start communicating with grunts and hand gestures because there is no
translator.
14.
Using
a fork seems foreign because you eat everything with your hands.
15.
A
47 year old had 13 children and 27 grandsons.
16.
You
eat dinner in a bamboo hut around a mat.
17.
The
ants and centipedes are the size of Texas.
18.
You
run out of water and start drinking from the stream . . . hoping to be okay.
19.
You
can use Bamboo for anything. 
20.
When
your bathroom is 5 steps outside of your “home” . . . AKA the bush.
21.
When
90F feels like a cool day.
22.
You
have to clean your nalgene (water bottle) with bleach because it starts to
smell like a fish bowl.
23.
You
have to chase your soap down the river while bathing everyday.
24.
Playing
slap-jack is the only way to interact with the pastor.
25.
You
walk through a rubber tree forest.
Just a few interesting things from jungle life.
