You know you're in Serbia when…
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If you can’t find a parking spot you make one by parking on the side walk
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Mens short are shorter than my own
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Stray dogs are cuter than pet dogs
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Everyone has the right away, whether you are a car, bus, person, dog, or sheep.
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People are extremely protect of their livestock (death stares if you get too close)
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Komplet Lepinja is a new form of laxative
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Shepherds are mean peeps
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Cigarettes are like mints
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Americans always lose at the starring game.
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Serbian fishing = non productive
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You play rock, paper, scissors to see who gets the bathroom first
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3 lane roads??? Who gets the middle lane???
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Lettuce and peanut butter are obsolete
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You pray for your life when riding in the back of a taxi
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WTF is a commonly used phrase
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Hot chocolate is the same consistency as chocolate pudding…yummmmm!!!
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You wait 1 hour for a bus to save 80 cents
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Justin Bieber….Nje Dobro (not good) The only time I will be hearing some Biebs is when Im jamming to “Baby” on my Ipod
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You are no longer World Racers but instead the “World Wide Tribe” …. roooarrrr!!
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You hike up hill….both ways!! How is that possible???
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“Manpris”…very fashionable!!
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Eggs and sour cream are common pizza toppings
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It rains 6 out of 7 days of the week
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Charades and Pictionary are common forms of communication
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Your Internet connection is slower than dial-up
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Everyday walks are risky business. Are these cars trying to hit me??
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You could pick up trash from your neighborhood road and walk by 30 minutes later to find it completely trashed again.
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There is a whole new meaning to family bonding! Is that his girlfriend???? No that’s his SISTER!
- A huge WATERMELON is less than $2.00 and fun to eat in the middle of the town square!
