1. A tortilla has become a multi-use utensil – fork, spoon, knife, and napkin.
2. Showers aren’t a necessity. They’re a specialty.
3. “Breakfast food” now includes beef stew, chicken stew, and pork and rice.
4. A bathroom is anywhere you want it to be – even a cornfield.
5. Speckled bug-bitten legs are the new fashion statement.
6. There is no such thing as “dirty” clothes. They can be worn just one more
time, right?
7. There is no need for an alarm clock, the roosters get the job done (at all
hours).
8. A cup of sugar mixed with water and Nescafe makes for the morning brew.
9. Wherever the gringos are, is where the party is at, even just at the local store.
10. Smiles and laughs from the locals are a good thing…most of the time.
