Imagine…..
You're in Uttaradit, Thailand.
Your ministry is over and you're headed south to meet up with the rest of the squad.
You board the bus at 10:00pm.
19 hours later you arrive.
Phuket is awesome.
You get a mini vacation right next to the beach and the Jesus Loves You tattoo shop.
I'll take it.
Chill out for two nights, and then lock and load.
It's time to hit the ground runnin' again.
5:00am. Be in the lobby where the vans will be waiting.
One hour later, they arrive.
Cram in and rush to the bus station.
7:00am we're off.
Around 2:00pm, we arrive in Hatyai.
Chill for about 5 hours.
Hop on the next bus that leaves at 7:00pm.
8:00pm roll into the border crossing.
Looks like we're stuck for the night.
Had to overstay for a night.
Booked a sketch hotel.
5:00am be at the border crossing.
And then….
Watch person after person cut in front of you.
good times.
Then one of the official guys comes out and tells us
we'll have to wait while others come through because
their bus leaves earlier than ours.
NBD.
finally, around 7:00am, we all get through.
But then we're told to come bck at 9:00.
didn't matter to me, I was gonna grab some shut eye!
Head back to the crossing and then wait for our bus.
Load up all our packs underneath and roll out at 10:00am.
Drive approximately 3km at most and stop.
Customs.
Not five minutes after we loaded our packs
did we have to unload them again.
Awesome.
Get to the counter and show my passport.
The lady stopped me.
She really liked my toast face keychain.
Press on and load back onto the bus again at around 11:00am.
Around 6:30, we arrived in Kuala Lumpur.
Dude wasn't messin around.
He dropped us and zoomed off.
So now to find the way to Gua Musang.
The plan was to try and catch the 9:00 bus.
So we grabbed our stuff and left the bus station
to jump on a train that would take us to another bus station.
The 9:00 thing didn't work out.
We considered taking the night train.
That would've taken 12 hours.
I like trains.
That would've been fun.
We ended up finding a bus that left at 11:00pm.
Ally threw up on that bus ride.
At 3:00am, we rolled into Gua Musang.
Aubree and I peed behind the bus.
Our place was five minutes away.
It's nice and cosy.
And that's all she wrote.
