
Oh no! I have to go to the restroom, but all that’s available is a squatty potty. I don’t know how to use one of those holes in the ground, what should I do?

If you have ever been proposed with this problem, don’t worry I am here to teach you how to use a squatty potty.
Pay close attention, and please enjoy the view while you follow these easy step-by-step instructions…

First things first, place both legs on either side of the squatty.

Make sure you have a sturdy base by bending down halfway…

Then proceed the rest of the way down, with your weight on your heels
Once you have finished, twist backward to grab the toilet paper


After you are completely finished prepare yourself to stand up without falling face first
Place your hands on your knees, lean to one side and push yourself up



Pour the water into the squatty so that no remnants are left behind
Please proceed to wash your hands off with the water (that is usually clean) and do not use the bar soap that has been sitting there for who knows how long, and is probably more dirty than your hands

You can now successfully use a squatty potty! If you have any more questions feel free to contact me and I’d be happy to address them. If you are not 100% satisfied, all complaints can be filed with Hole In the Ground Inc. (H.I.G.I.) God bless!! 
