Everyone should want to date a world racer.
It's just that simple.
We are fashionable and hygienic:
We have an amazing ability to make 30 outfits from 12 different clothing items.
We can hand wash our laundry and dishes using the same soap.
We can go approximately 3 days without showering and still look good.
As long as it's not burning trash or a squatty potty it smells good. You might see happy tears at the smell of cologne or perfume.
We are committed:
We are basically in a marriage with the five people on our team… so we already have that figured out.
We can keep up a blog so we could probably keep up a solid relationship.
We have worn our clothes for 9 months.
3 times a week.
But still we refuse to let them go.
We are easy to please:
We can probably eat anything you put in front of us. Making me want to be a vegetarian a little more everyday.
We see few things as wrong and most things as different.
Sleeping on the floor is not a problem, in fact it's comfy… who needs a mattress anyway?
Hearing the word "WiFi" makes us want to kiss someone.
A trip any shorter than 10 hours is disappointingly short.
If you are not sitting on top of people during travel you feel like you have too much space.
A cookie is manna from heaven.
30 cent craft market jewelry is basically a diamond ring.
5 dollars a day for food is too much. Watch out, I think I won the lottery.
We don't nee to use silverware in fact it's a little overrated. It's one less dish to wash.
Camping is basically the Ritz. Wait, you live in a house? Are you bill gates??
Few things are too gross, too sensitive or too boring for us to hear.
Ceiling fan?? What???
Flexibility is our middle name:
We can do anything you ask with no argument
Ride 33 passengers and all of your 50 pound packs inside a 20 passenger bus…
Sure, why would I not want my body to go numb?
Don't sleep for three days because of travel…
Of course, why would I ever do something so silly?
Teach preschool for a month…
Well, I sure couldn't think of anything I'm better qualified to do…
See, we are basically perfect.
I can't possibly understand why people would not be lining up for us already…
Get yourselves ready, c-squad hits American soil December 1st.
