The ice cream motobike plays “Titanic.”
There’s a tarantula in the squattie pottie but you go anyway.
Casting out demons is so normal you see it at church on a regular basis and people under 24 talk and joke about it regularly.
When crossing the street you could close your eyes and walk into traffic. It would be the same difference.
Wanting a motobike is your new addiction.
Randy Clarke is coming to your church.
Picture this: You’re in a village that has no electricity, but it’s time to give thanks to the gods for the rice harvest. So your neighbor rents 8 HUGE speakers and a generator to power them. He then has the monks come over and chant for 24 hours straight into the PA system. However, they do take a break from 8-11pm to host a rave in this podunk village.
Eating rice and noodles together is perfectly fine. It would be horrendous to eat a meal w/o rice.
You refer to yourselves as “the white people circus” because people flock to events to see you.
Cambodians never miss an opportunity to talk to a white person, even if their only phrases are, “Hi, how are you?” and they don’t understand a word you say. They’ll sit there, smiling at you awkwardly hoping you’ll say something else they understand.
All the girls call us girls “sister.” “Sister, you want drink of water?” “Sister, you sit by me?”
It’s hot as Cambodia!
4 way intersections don’t have stop signs or stop lights. Everyone just goes.
It’s o
k to drive on the wrong side of the divided highway or street if you’re only going a few blocks.
They serve fried tarantula at the bus stop.
Praying for healing is the first thing people do when they need it. And you’ve seen countless people receive it.
A water battle is just as good, if not better than a shower. And you leave your wet clothes on until they dry.
The neighbor plays horrid horrid Buddhist music at 3am to 7am because they need to make a sacrifice. Apparently he feels that the entire village needs to hear the music as well.
You can see revival coming and get to be a part of bringing it.
You’ve ridden 2 on a bicycle in 4 lane traffic – and not just on the side of the road.
The night market has karaoke.
Beware: If someone invites you to her English class, it means you’ve instantly become the teacher.
Large dead beetles are floating in the water you’re using for your bucket shower. 
There’s a pile of shoes outside of a house, church, office, temple, etc. You leave your shoes and go inside as well.
Banking, accounting, and finances are apparently the only university majors.
TP is pink…and optional.
About 20 English lessons are sitting in your notebook ready to go.
You’re attached and sad to leave…
