“CUGHHH…
[in an affirmative/comforting tone]
Hello and welcome onto the World Race.
On behalf of the World Race and everyone with us throughout the flight, we would like to thank you for choosing us. We recognize that there are other options. We would like to affirm that this quest will not turn out the way you expect. Seat belts are available but not encouraged; for the sake of experiencing the unbridled adventure of your journey to the Father’s heart. You’ll find a bible in the seat-back in front of you if and when you need instruction. For further assistance, please notify the King of glory just above you, and the Comforter will be sent to you shortly.
Throughout the duration of this World Race flight you will be served strange food and drink that you may not enjoy, resulting in a new appreciation of preflight sustenance. We assure you that, with time, the person next to you wants nothing but Divine intimacy for you. We understand that you may become comfortable in the seat that was originally assigned to you, but please seek joy when you are asked to change seats.
A combination of smooth air and turbulence is probable. We have no exit strategy, but there is Light throughout the cabin to direct you into destiny. We must apologize, but fear is not permitted on this particular flight. Right now and for the remainder of eternity, our final destination is perfect in all respects where the current temperature is warm with Holy fire and the time is nonexistent.
Again, welcome and thank you for choosing World Race airlines. Please do not sit back and relax, but rather anticipate glory. A steward of the Holy Spirit will be coming to you shortly with your latest Divine encounter.
CUGHHH…”
