You know you’re a WR in Puerto Barrios Guatemala WHEN…
10. You grab your shampoo and race outside as soon as it starts raining to make the most of running water
9. Your tent becomes a 7lb keychain because you never use it!
8. Your bunkmates are, geckos, bed bugs, mosquitoes, and mice!
7. Rabid screeching dogs, a van with a megaphone yelling for the gas bill, and a demented rooster are your alarm clock each morning,
6. You blast ShofarFM 103.3 from your balcony even though you don’t understand a word of it.
5. Your Eau de toilette is OFF bug spray
4. 13 people are sharing 1 bathroom and only 2 accidental viewings have occurred
3. When youre headed to the beach for the day there is a casket riding right next to you on an over crowded ferry.
2. You are so hot and starved for a beach you don’t mind swimming in chocolate milk water.
