Rosario = The small village where we spent the last 3 days
Top 10 occurrences in Rosario
10. Swines the size of a horse and its swinelets wandering the dirt roads
9. 20 men all at once filing paint off the fence of a church
8. Rat and bat appearances in our room
7. Driving through a river to enter the village
6. Descending but mostly ascending 50 miles of mountain mud, rolling out 15 deep in a camion (truck)
5. Fred, Larry and Paco = the pet parrot with a multipersonality disorder
4. Being told to schedule the childrens´ ministry program at 1pm so that people will show at 2pm, and to find around 150 children at the church ready for us at 1:15pm
3. Treking the mud to the Salto de El Rosario (waterfall) — only to turn back halfway because of the rain
2. Being perpetually in the hands of strangers, carrying with us the only water we can drink for 3 days and being OK with that
1. Using the outhouse as the owner urinates right outside of it
